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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't. - Johnny Depp

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you. - Yakov Smirnoff

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein


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