Polar Bear Party
Polar Bear Christmas Song: Penguins roasting on an open fire
Life is easy up north - bear with us...
The real cause of Global Warming!
Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown
My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen
I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver
The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch
Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller
It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown
The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle
My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone