QuotaBillsEverybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama
All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken
Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill
The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII
The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw
All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai
Dilemma: A politician trying to save both his faces at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A diplomat is a man who thinks twice before he says nothing. - Unknown
I don't go around signin' no political documentaries. - Archie Bunker
You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel
The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell
A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson
Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker
Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw
Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles
Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins
People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki
One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump
If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman
At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm
Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman
I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard
Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere
Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan
Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer
When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner
Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey
Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien
Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi
Political correctness is about denial, usually in the weasel circumlocutory jargon which distorts and evades and seldom stands up to honest analysis. - George M Fraser