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Power Line Road

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Power Line Road thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Plugging into your neighbourhood - Watts a matter with this picture?

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues. - Duke Ellington

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

The more you lose yourself in something bigger than yourself, the more energy you will have. - Norman Vincent Peale

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Direct your energy toward achieving a goal, and tackle the problems with an emphasis on edging closer to a successful result. - Harvey Mackay

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins


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