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Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway

Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so. - John Stuart Mill

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers? - Unknown

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be. - Abraham Lincoln

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. - Marty Bucella

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

There is someone out there that is more than happy with less than what you have. - Unknown

It's not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy. - Unknown

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

If you don't get what you want and you are still happy - that's spiritual maturity. - Unknown

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby


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