QuotaBillsThree happy words: Paid in Full - Joe-kster
The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx
I am happy and content because I think I am. - Alain-René Lesage
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike
A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb
In our leisure we reveal what kind of people we are. - Ovid
To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others. - Albert Camus
Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown
Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening
The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff
I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann
We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire
Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing
There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams
When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins
No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray
Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank
As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci
Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Unknown
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot
Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde
The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf
The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans
I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright
When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield
That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch
Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. - Marcel Proust
Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash
You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King
You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho
There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut