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Laughter does not please the mighty. - Dario Fo

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

I have only two kinds of days: happy and hysterically happy. - Allen J Lefferdink

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

It's not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy. - Unknown

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

We are happy when for everything inside us there is a corresponding something outside us. - William Butler Yeats

Silence is the perfectest herald of joy. I were but little happy if I could say how much. - William Shakespeare

I definitely gravitate toward people who use laughter to pull themselves out of the abyss. - Lea Thompson

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

The habit of being happy enables one to be freed, or largely freed, from the domination of outward conditions. - Robert Louis Stevenson

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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