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Put On A Happy Face

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If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy

Some laughter comes from escaped horror. - Edward St Aubyn

Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

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Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Happy people plan actions, they don't plan results. - Dennis Waitley

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. - Marty Bucella

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

Be so happy that, when other people look at you, they become happy too. - Unknown

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

There is someone out there that is more than happy with less than what you have. - Unknown

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie


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