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Put On A Happy Face

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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

I like laughter around me. - Mireille Enos

Laughter does not please the mighty. - Dario Fo

Be happy, and a reason will come along. - Robert Brault

Life in 2019: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be. - Abraham Lincoln

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things. - Albert Einstein

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. - Groucho Marx

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

If you want to build a happy life, you have to give careful thought to the foundations. - Unknown

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties. - Helen Keller

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses. On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

Laughter is ever young, whereas tragedy, except the very highest of all, quickly becomes haggard. - Margaret Sackville

The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter. - Alice Meynell

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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