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Put On A Happy Face

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Her face was her chaperone. - Rupert Hughes

Three happy words: Paid in Full - Joe-kster

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

In our leisure we reveal what kind of people we are. - Ovid

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

There is no duty so much underrated as the duty of being happy. - Robert Louis Stevenson

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers? - Unknown

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. - Eric Hoffer

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things. - Albert Einstein

There is someone out there that is more than happy with less than what you have. - Unknown

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. - Aaron Levenstein

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. - Benjamin Disraeli

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins


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