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Put On A Happy Face

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Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible. - St. Augustine

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed. - Bennet Cerf

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. - Ellen Degeneres

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

Once you have a product that you are happy with, you need to centralize things to continue growth. - Mark Zuckerberg

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

May you be filled with loving kindness. May you be well. May you be peaceful and at ease. May you be happy. - Unknown

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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