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Put On A Happy Face

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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Three happy words: Paid in Full - Joe-kster

A policeman's lot is not a happy one. - W S Gilbert

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

We are no longer happy, so soon as we wish to be happier. - Walter Savage Landor

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so. - John Stuart Mill

I live a very joyful life, with a lot of laughter and good times. - Kimberly Elise

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. - Eric Hoffer

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. - Aaron Levenstein

We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same. - Anne Frank

Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties. - Helen Keller

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. - Benjamin Disraeli

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

How simple it is to see that we can only be happy now, and there will never be a time when it is not now. - Gerald Jampolsky

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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