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Reach For The High-Hanging Fruit

Once you're finished horsing around, it’s my turn!'

Reach For The High-Hanging Fruit thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Whoa! A brake for horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reindeer: A horse with a hat rack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. - Steven Wright

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo

When 900 years old, you reach... Look as good, you will not. - Yoda

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

A person going nowhere can be sure of reaching his destination. - Unknown

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Glory lies in the attempt to reach one's goal and not in reaching it. - Mohandas Gandhi

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Sherbet: 1. A horse that can't lose; 2. A tip on a horse race or sporting event. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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