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Reach For Your Dreams

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Reach For Your Dreams thanks to Mike King

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Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Even a snail will eventually reach its destination. - Gail Tsukiyama

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

Commitment leads to action. Action brings your dream closer. - Marcia Wieder

Your goal should be just out of reach, but not out of sight. - Denis Waitley

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true? - Jiminy Cricket

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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