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Reach For Your Dreams

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Reach For Your Dreams thanks to Mike King

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You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul A Valery

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

A dream is the bearer of a new possibility, the enlarged horizon, the great hope. - Howard Thurman

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

I absolutely believe that people, unless coached, never reach their maximum potential. - Bob Nardelli

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Our dreams may be totally different and yet, we are alike in that no matter what we have achieved, we still have dreams that have eluded us. - Steven Scott

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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