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Reach For Your Dreams

Cat in the act!

Reach For Your Dreams thanks to Mike King

Pepper your life with dreams - PaTrisha-Anne Todd

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Commitment leads to action. Action brings your dream closer. - Marcia Wieder

When 900 years old, you reach... Look as good, you will not. - Yoda

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

What you get by reaching your destination is not nearly as important as what you will become by reaching your destination. - Zig Ziglar

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

The difference between DREAM and DESIRE is that the dream is what we build for the team, and the desire is what we aspire to build for ourselves. - Unknown

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