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Reach For Your Dreams

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Reach For Your Dreams thanks to Mike King

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Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Follow your dreams, they know the way. - Kobe Yamada

Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

A person going nowhere can be sure of reaching his destination. - Unknown

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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