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Reach For Your Dreams

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Reach For Your Dreams thanks to Mike King

Deserve your dream. - Octavio Paz

Dream in a pragmatic way. - Aldous Huxley

A goal is a dream with a deadline. - Napoleon Hill

Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Nothing happens unless first we dream. - Carl Sandburg

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

This poem will never reach its destination. - Voltaire

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. - Steven Wright

For broken dreams, the cure is dream again; and deeper. - C S Lewis

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Dreams are true while they last, and do we not live in dreams? - Alfred Tennyson

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. - Carol Burnett

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Glory lies in the attempt to reach one's goal and not in reaching it. - Mohandas Gandhi

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. - Will Rogers

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind of the present moment. - Buddha

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Dreams are the seeds of change. Nothing ever grows without a seed, and nothing ever changes without a dream. - Debby Boone

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

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