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Reach For Your Dreams

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Reach For Your Dreams thanks to Mike King

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Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

Quantum Particles: The dreams that stuff is made of - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams. - Elias Canetti

A great dream with a bad team is nothing more than a nightmare. - John C Maxwell

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

For every dream that you have, your week needs to match that dream. - Eric Thomas

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

Puttering is really a time to be alone, to dream and to get in touch with yourself. To putter is to discover. - Alexandra Stoddard

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Whenever you see a successful person, you only see the public glories, never the private sacrifices to reach them. - Vaibhav Shah

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

Have great hopes and dare to go all out for them. Have great dreams and dare to live them. Have tremendous expectations and believe in them. - Norman Vincent Peale

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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