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Reach For Your Dreams

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Reach For Your Dreams thanks to Mike King

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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