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Reach For Your Dreams

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Reach For Your Dreams thanks to Mike King

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You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

Pepper your life with dreams - PaTrisha-Anne Todd

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions. - Edgar Cayce

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Go after a dream that is destined to fail without divine intervention. - Mark Batterson

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga

Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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