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Reach For Your Dreams

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Reach For Your Dreams thanks to Mike King

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A goal is a dream with a deadline. - Napoleon Hill

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

This poem will never reach its destination. - Voltaire

Dreams are the touchstones of our characters. - Henry David Thoreau

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true? - Jiminy Cricket

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

What you get by reaching your destination is not nearly as important as what you will become by reaching your destination. - Zig Ziglar

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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