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Reach For Your Dreams

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Reach For Your Dreams thanks to Mike King

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After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. - Edgar Allen Poe

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Commitment leads to action. Action brings your dream closer. - Marcia Wieder

A person going nowhere can be sure of reaching his destination. - Unknown

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. - Carol Burnett

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

The dreams I chased took me on a journey. A journey more rewarding than the goals. - Shahrukh Khan

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Nothing honors God more than a Big Dream that is way beyond our ability to accomplish. - Mark Batterson

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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