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Reach For Your Dreams

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Reach For Your Dreams thanks to Mike King

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Dreams grow if you grow. - Zig Ziglar

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

When you cease to dream you cease to live. - Malcolm S. Forbes

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. - Suzy Kassem

Quantum Particles: The dreams that stuff is made of - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

For broken dreams, the cure is dream again; and deeper. - C S Lewis

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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