Redneck Furnace
Bubba's proud of his first pipe dream
QuotaBillsI'm half prostate in the heat - Archie Bunker
Goals are the fuel in the furnace of achievement. - Brian Tracy
I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland
I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx
Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opponents. - William Penn
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway