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Honesty is the best image. - Ziggy

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet. - Joe-kster

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. - Steven Wright

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

He who cannot describe the problem will never find the solution to that problem. - Confucius

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Listen long enough and the person will generally come up with an adequate solution. - Mary Kay Ash

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Put increased emphasis on a potential solution and less emphasis on cursing the problem. - Unknown

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

When instead of reacting against a situation, you merge with it, the solution arises out of the situation itself. - Eckhart Tolle

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking and believing. As individuals think and believe, so they are. - Claude M. Bristol

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

There is no perfect solution to depression, nor should there be. And odd as this may sound, we should be glad of that. It keeps us human. - Lesley Hazelton

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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