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Wisdom requires the long view. - John F. Kennedy

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. - Danny Zuker

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept. - Ansel Adams

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

You're either part of the solution or part of the problem. - Eldridge Cleaver

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

If you're looking for faults use a mirror, not a telescope. - Boonaa Mohammed

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet. - Joe-kster

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. - Steven Wright

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

Put increased emphasis on a potential solution and less emphasis on cursing the problem. - Unknown

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

There is no perfect solution to depression, nor should there be. And odd as this may sound, we should be glad of that. It keeps us human. - Lesley Hazelton

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. - Albert Einstein


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