Redneck Mirror

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. - Danny Zuker

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

Elastic Band: An old rock group that keeps bouncing back - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Image is what people think we are; integrity is what we really are. - John C Maxwell

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. - Steven Wright

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody. - Richard M Nixon

Put increased emphasis on a potential solution and less emphasis on cursing the problem. - Unknown

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

When instead of reacting against a situation, you merge with it, the solution arises out of the situation itself. - Eckhart Tolle

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell