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Honesty is the best image. - Ziggy

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

The solution of every problem is another problem. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

You're either part of the solution or part of the problem. - Eldridge Cleaver

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

He who cannot describe the problem will never find the solution to that problem. - Confucius

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody. - Richard M Nixon

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

The image is one thing and the human being is another. It's very hard to live up to an image. - Elvis Presley

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

When instead of reacting against a situation, you merge with it, the solution arises out of the situation itself. - Eckhart Tolle

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking and believing. As individuals think and believe, so they are. - Claude M. Bristol

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell


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