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The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

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The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem. - Unknown

If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem. - George Carlin

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. - Steven Wright

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

He who cannot describe the problem will never find the solution to that problem. - Confucius

The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village. - Marshall McLuhan

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

Being a critic is easy. Complaining is easy. If you want to make a difference - find a solution. - Unknown

The image is one thing and the human being is another. It's very hard to live up to an image. - Elvis Presley

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

When instead of reacting against a situation, you merge with it, the solution arises out of the situation itself. - Eckhart Tolle

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking and believing. As individuals think and believe, so they are. - Claude M. Bristol

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. - Albert Einstein

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell


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