Redneck Neighborhood Watch

Shoot folly as it flies. - Alexander Pope

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis

The only weapon with which the unconscious patient can immediately retaliate upon the incompetent surgeon is hemorrhage. - William Stewart Halsted

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick." - Steven Wright

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway