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Redneck Stealth Bomber

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Guns have only two enemies - rust and politicians. - Unknown

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant

You have to understand your target customer and what you're trying to sell them. - Daniel McGaw

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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