QuotaBillsSpoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin
Owning a drone does not a pilot make. - Alex Morritt
In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky
I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur
The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn
A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown
Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert
Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown
Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus
A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo
Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison
Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley
Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith
You can't hit a target you cannot see, and you cannot see a target you do not have. - Zig Ziglar
The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson
Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais
Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker
Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx
I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore
The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton
I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine
To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher
There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway