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Bubba feels more support with his Fruit Of The Loom shirt
QuotaBillsWho picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder
Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy
Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova
Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker
I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed
Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards
Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp
Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke
Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky
Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith
She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift
It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery
There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown
Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner
Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass
Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey
Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
Glamour: The capacity of a woman to get more out of a dress than she puts into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde
Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson
She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse
Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone
A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren
Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown
In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar
It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler
In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith
Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier