Redneck Waterbike
Bubba starts his own underwater travel business
Atlanta's 1st Water Wheel - endless supply, cool steam power source
QuotaBillsLast week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein
Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen
Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton
People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com