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Rich Man's Hobby

Exercise for a millionaire

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

His wealth is superior to him. - African Saying

Expenditure rises to meet income. - Northcote Parkinson

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

When I die, I want to come back as Bobby Layne's chauffeur. - Don Meredith

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

When your outgo exceeds your income, the upshot may be your downfall. - Paul Harvey

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

I hired a chauffeur and I became a motivational speaker, because I don’t drive - I'm driven.
 - Jarod Kintz

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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