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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

How much money is enough? - Talmud

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes. - Albert Einstein

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. - Oscar Wilde

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

I hired a chauffeur and I became a motivational speaker, because I don’t drive - I'm driven.
 - Jarod Kintz

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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