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Rising To The Occasion

Young Jethro aspiring to be a Ladder Day Saint

Rising To The Occasion thanks to Mike King

Upward Mobility - set your goals high

Take up life’s challenges one rung at a time
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I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

Sometimes dreams are wiser than waking. - Unknown

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure. - Oscar Wilde

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it. - Norman MacDonald

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. - Eddie Rickenbacker

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

The essential dilemma of my life is between my deep desire to belong and my suspicion of belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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