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Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

Allege: A high rock shelf. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She stood in tears amid the alien corn. - John Keats

Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

Elastic Band: An old rock group that keeps bouncing back - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. - Will Rogers

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

My folks came to the U.S. as immigrants, aliens, and became citizens. I was born in Boston, a citizen, went to Hollywood and became an alien. - Leonard Nimoy


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