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Roller Coaster Escalator

Putting bounce into a hotel lobby

Roller Coaster Escalator thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. - Sam Levenson

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

There is no elevator to success - you have to take the stairs. - Unknown

Elevator: A metal container used to move sardines up and down. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hotel: A place where you give up good dollars for bad quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

Life's a roller coaster, and you never know when it's going to take a turn. - Ty Pennington

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel. - Malcolm Muggeridge

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

Raise him a Luferan if you want, raise him a Norman with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day Adventurer... - Archie Bunker

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed


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