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Romantic Table

Cupids 'n arrow chairs bring you closer to your loved one

Romantic Table thanks to Karen Moore

Shopping Mall ambience in Buenos Aires, Argentina

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Do all things with love. - Og Mandino

Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - Apocalypse Now

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

Never say love is like anything - it isn't. - Michael Chabon

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce. - Milton Berle

Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January. - Jim Gaffigan

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

Lovers don't finally meet somewhere. They're in each other all along. - Rumi

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. - Buddha

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I love you the more in that I believe you had liked me for my own sake and for nothing else. - John Keats

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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