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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

I love treason but hate a traitor. - Julius Caesar

We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Murdoch

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

I'm radioactive. I repel everything and everyone I love. - Jack Yesthth

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Teresa

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. - St. Paul

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Carter

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

The more you love, the more love you have to give. It's the only feeling we have which is infinite. - Christina Westover

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown


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