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Admiration, like love, wears out. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Love is not singular except in syllable. - Marvin Taylor

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

A mother's love endures through all. - Washington Irving

Being in love is a transient state of psychosis. - John Bradshaw

At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb

Love shall be our token; love be yours and love be mine. - Christina Rossetti

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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