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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Creativity takes courage. - Henri Matisse

A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Creativity is intelligence having fun. - Albert Einstein

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles. - Norman Mailer

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Life isn't about finding pieces of a puzzle. It's about creating and putting those exceptional pieces together. - Unknown

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone


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