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A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali


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