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Safest Place In Canada

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Donut give up. - Homer Simpson

Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Zombies eat brains. You're safe. - Unknown

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

I donut know what I'd do without you. - Unknown

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

It is easy to be brave from a safe distance. - Aesop

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. - William Shakespeare

Your current safe boundaries were once unknown frontiers. - Unknown

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

The purpose of anthropology is to make the world safe for human differences. - Ruth Benedict

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

The only way to be absolutely safe is to never try anything for the first time. - Magnus Pike

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Your secrets are safe with me because, chances are, I wasn't even listening. - Bill Murray

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand. - Gillian Flynn

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

It is safe to tell the pure in heart that they shall see God, for only the pure in heart want to. - C S Lewis

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis


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