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Safest Place In Canada

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Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell

Suspicion often creates what it suspects. - C S Lewis

Feed me donuts and tell me I'm pretty. - Unknown

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

It is easy to be brave from a safe distance. - Aesop

Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy

There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be. - Norman Mailer

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

Snackcident - whenever you accidentally eat all the donuts. - Unknown

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

There is no conceivable situation in which it is not safe to trust God. - J. Oswald Sanders

When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong. - Kin Hubbard

The man who is in real danger is the man who thinks he is perfectly safe. - James M. Barrie

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

The purpose of anthropology is to make the world safe for human differences. - Ruth Benedict

I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown

Some people aren't good at anything. Some people just really like donuts. - Lisa Graff

The only way to be absolutely safe is to never try anything for the first time. - Magnus Pike

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Tabloid: 1. A newspaper with a permanent crime wave; 2. A screamlined newspaper. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

He that respects himself is safe from others, he wears a coat of mail that none can pierce. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

It is safe to tell the pure in heart that they shall see God, for only the pure in heart want to. - C S Lewis

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis


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