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Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

When you build bridges you can keep crossing them. - Rick Pitino

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river. - Abraham Lincoln

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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