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Search and Rescue - Dry Run

Just add water to your next good deed!

Search and Rescue - Dry Run thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When you next rescue someone, try not to forget any of the essentials

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I don't give a ship! - Unknown

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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