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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Ideal Wife: Any woman who has an ideal husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

I am a strong woman because a strong woman raised me. - Unknown

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

There is no force more powerful than a woman determined to rise. - Unknown

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

My greatest regret is not knowing at 30 what I knew about women at 60. - Arthur Miller

The steam that blows the whistle can't be used to turn the wheels. - Amish Saying

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Find a woman who makes you feel more alive. She won't make life perfect but she'll make it infinitely more interesting. And then love her with all that's in you. - Gayle G. Roper

Neither woman nor man lives by work, or love, alone ... The human self defines itself and grows through love and work: All psychology before and after Freud boils down to that. - Betty Friedan

Let every man and woman count himself immortal. Let him catch the revelation of Jesus in his resurrection. Let him say not merely, 'Christ is risen,' but 'I shall rise.' - Phillips Brooks


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