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Union rally for retired senior citizens

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Forget the past and live the present hour. - Sarah Knowles Bolton

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those who forget their past are destined to repeat it. - Robert A. Heinlein

Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights. - Indira Gandhi

Technology: to create new hungers to help us forget old ones. - Neil Postman

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

Forget what hurt you in the past but never forget what it taught you. - Unknown

I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever. - Unknown

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Ultimately it is persistence that will pay off; forget about perfection. - Joe Segal

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel. - Carl W. Buechner

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

I have Alzheimer's bulimia - first I eat everything in sight, then I forget to puke. - Cindy Marzahn

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

If we limit ourselves to the age that we are, and forget all the ages that we have been, we diminish our truth. - Madeleine L'Engle

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. - Elie Wiesel

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. - George Burns

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Want balance in your life? Then get your own act together, but don't forget powerful disciplines of execution in your team and organization. - Stephen Covey


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