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Union rally for retired senior citizens

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Forget injuries; never forget kindness. - Confucius

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

The lady doth protest too much, methinks. - William Shakespeare

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

To confer dignity, forgive. To express contempt, forget. - Mason Cooley

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

We forget all too soon the things we thought we could never forget. - Joan Didion

You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God. - C S Lewis

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

Even if happiness forgets you a little bit, never completely forget about it. - Jacques Prevert

Young people don't know what age is, and old people forget what youth was. - Irish Proverb

I've got "Sometimers." Sometimes I remember and sometimes I forget. - Spike Lee

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Remember me and smile, for it's better to forget than to remember me and cry. - Dr. Seuss

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have Alzheimer's bulimia - first I eat everything in sight, then I forget to puke. - Cindy Marzahn

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid. - Lady Bird Johnson

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. - John F Kennedy

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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Love Rocks

Benadryl Cumquat

In It For The Long Haul

Ready Soon

Mud Flops

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How To Use The New 1940 Dial Telephone

Garmin Drive

Redneck Bucket List

Rotating Illusion - Pink Eye Trick

Boneless Bananas

That's My Bed

Eye For Coffee

Logging Moose

Firemen's Revenge