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Senior Protesters

Union rally for retired senior citizens

Senior Protesters thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Forget injuries; never forget kindness. - Confucius

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

What we learn with pleasure we never forget. - Alfred Mercier

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

Technology: to create new hungers to help us forget old ones. - Neil Postman

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

We forget all too soon the things we thought we could never forget. - Joan Didion

You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God. - C S Lewis

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The arrogance of the present is to forget the intelligence of the past. - Ken Burns

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Young people don't know what age is, and old people forget what youth was. - Irish Proverb

Remember me and smile, for it's better to forget than to remember me and cry. - Dr. Seuss

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds. - Red Skelton

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid. - Lady Bird Johnson

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. - Maya Angelou

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Want balance in your life? Then get your own act together, but don't forget powerful disciplines of execution in your team and organization. - Stephen Covey


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