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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights. - Indira Gandhi

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

I never deny.
I never contradict.
I sometimes forget. - Benjamin Disraeli

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

The arrogance of the present is to forget the intelligence of the past. - Ken Burns

Those who can't forget are worse off than those who can't remember. - Unknown

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar


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