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Senior Protesters

Union rally for retired senior citizens

Senior Protesters thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Forget injuries; never forget kindness. - Confucius

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

Forget the past and live the present hour. - Sarah Knowles Bolton

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

Technology: to create new hungers to help us forget old ones. - Neil Postman

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Ultimately it is persistence that will pay off; forget about perfection. - Joe Segal

Those who can't forget are worse off than those who can't remember. - Unknown

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Young people don't know what age is, and old people forget what youth was. - Irish Proverb

He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it. - Henry David Thoreau

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel. - Carl W. Buechner

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

If we limit ourselves to the age that we are, and forget all the ages that we have been, we diminish our truth. - Madeleine L'Engle

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. - Elie Wiesel

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar


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