Senior Protesters

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Forget the past and live the present hour. - Sarah Knowles Bolton

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

We forget all too soon the things we thought we could never forget. - Joan Didion

I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever. - Unknown

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. - Benjamin Franklin

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

He who does not remember the past is condemned to forget where he parked. - David Rudnitsky

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne

Those who can't forget are worse off than those who can't remember. - Unknown

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Even if happiness forgets you a little bit, never completely forget about it. - Jacques Prevert

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid. - Lady Bird Johnson

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

Please promise me. If and when the day comes that I may forget who you are, please promise that you won't forget that I am still me. - Mara Botonis

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. - Maya Angelou

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown