Senior Protesters

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Forget the past and live the present hour. - Sarah Knowles Bolton

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

What we learn with pleasure we never forget. - Alfred Mercier

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights. - Indira Gandhi

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

Forget what hurt you in the past but never forget what it taught you. - Unknown

You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God. - C S Lewis

The arrogance of the present is to forget the intelligence of the past. - Ken Burns

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne

Even if happiness forgets you a little bit, never completely forget about it. - Jacques Prevert

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

Young people don't know what age is, and old people forget what youth was. - Irish Proverb

You forget what you want to remember, and you remember what you want to forget. - Cormac McCarthy

I've got "Sometimers." Sometimes I remember and sometimes I forget. - Spike Lee

Never forget that it is not a pneumonia, but a pneumonic man who is your patient. - William Withey Gull

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel. - Carl W. Buechner

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

I have Alzheimer's bulimia - first I eat everything in sight, then I forget to puke. - Cindy Marzahn

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. - John F Kennedy

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. - George Burns

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak