Shark Steaks

My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

The story of Noah and the whale. - Archie Bunker

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

Finland: A place where many sharks live - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My clients are the whales and the seals. - Paul Watson

Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

A whale stranded upon the coast of Europe. - Edmund Burke

There is no eel so small but it hopes to become a whale. - German Proverb

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

We've already hunted the gray whale into extinction twice. - Andrea Arnold

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

If you were to make little fishes talk, they would talk like whales. - Oliver Goldsmith

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

The problem is that Americans care more about saving whales than saving males. - Warren Farrell

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species. - Dave Barry

Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah?
He used to live in whales for a while. - Groucho Marx

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler