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One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

Yardstick: One foot on each side and one in the middle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

Toe: A part of the foot used to find furniture in the dark - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts. - Unknown

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Put one foot in front of the other and keep going. Put blinders on and plow right ahead. - George Lucas

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

Where God guides He provides. He is not responsible for expenses not on His schedule. He does not foot the bill when we leave His itinerary. - Vance Havner

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie


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