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Sky Board Easel

Artist easel for perfect daylight paintings

Sky Board Easel thanks to Mike King

Use Benjamin Moore paint to easel-y meet your skylight dreams

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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to. - Bruce Barton

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


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