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Sky Board Easel

Artist easel for perfect daylight paintings

Sky Board Easel thanks to Mike King

Use Benjamin Moore paint to easel-y meet your skylight dreams

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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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