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Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

The essence of strategy is choosing what not to do. - Michael Porter

Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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