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Snail Time

Clock for days that just never end

Snail Time thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

How many ring hours 'til your shift is done?

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Dark Ages: Knight time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All great achievements require time. - Maya Angelou

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

One sees things for the first time only once. - Theodore H White

Killing Time: Suicide on the installment plan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Babysitters: Girls you hire to watch your television set. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Bananosecond: Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right. - Casey Stengel

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

You don't do things right once in a while. You do them right all the time. - Vince Lombardi

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. - Unknown

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet

Spending time being can be just as, if not more, fulfilling as spending time doing. - Faydra D. Fields

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Management by objective works - if you know the objectives. Ninety percent of the time you don't. - Peter F Drucker

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. - Will Rogers

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

But, with time, one has encountered many of the monsters, and one is increasingly less terrified of those still to be met. - Kay Redfield Jamison

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else doing it wrong, without comment. - T.H. White

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Time heals griefs and quarrels, for we change and are no longer the same persons. Neither the offender nor the offended are any more themselves. - Blaise Pascal

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay


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