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Snail Time

Clock for days that just never end

Snail Time thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

How many ring hours 'til your shift is done?

Great for watch-ing time!

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It takes a long time to grow young. - Pablo Picasso

Wait for the wisest of counselors, time. - Pericles

I'm sympathising my watch with yours. - Archie Bunker

The days of the digital watch are numbered. - Tom Stoppard

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

Persistence trumps talent and looks every time. - Aaron Brown

The most precious resource we all have is time. - Steve Jobs

Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend. - Theophrastus

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. - John Lithgow

Hackchoo: When you sneeze and cough at the same time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin. - Chinese Proverb

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. - Groucho Marx

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. - Unknown

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

I value all things only by the price they shall gain in eternity. - John Wesley

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. - JRR Tolkien

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

Bananosecond: Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan, and not quite enough time. - Leonard Bernstein

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. - Thomas Szasz

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Puttering is really a time to be alone, to dream and to get in touch with yourself. To putter is to discover. - Alexandra Stoddard

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

The depravity of man is at once the most empirically verifiable reality, but at the same time the most intellectually resisted fact. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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