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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

I like children - fried. - WC Fields

Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest. - C S Lewis

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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