Some People Raise Children

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate. - Nancy Astor

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

May my children follow their own intuition to discover true empowerment in the answers they seek. - Unknown

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller