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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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