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Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate. - Nancy Astor

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami


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