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Soured Love

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Soured Love thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Love begins at home. - Mother Teresa

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Even the gods love jokes. - Plato

Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

All is fair in love and golf. - American Proverb

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

Love does not dominate; it cultivates. - Johan Wolfgang von Goethe

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

Absence, and a friendly neighbor, washeth away love. - English Proverb

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

Christ showed us hope transformed into sacrificial love. - Chuck Colson

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved. - George Sand

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love. - Emma Watson

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

The best portion of a good man's life are the little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

We will get everything out of her that you can squeeze out of a lemon and a bit more. I will squeeze her until you can hear the pips squeak. - Eric Geddes

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac


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