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Soured Love

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Speak low if you speak love. - William Shakespeare

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? - George Carlin

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

To her, the name of father was another name for love. - Fanny Fern

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Love is not a feeling, love is a response. Love is an action. - David Jeremiah

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

You must act in your friend's interest whether it pleases him or not; the object of love is to serve, not to win. - Woodrow Wilson

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats


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