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Soured Love

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Soured Love thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To love at all is to be vulnerable. - C S Lewis

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

Love should be allowed. I'm all for it. - Truman Capote

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

Love is most nearly itself when the here and now cease to matter. - T S Eliot

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. - Milton Berle

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

A quarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shake it, the more sour it grows. - Unknown

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

We will get everything out of her that you can squeeze out of a lemon and a bit more. I will squeeze her until you can hear the pips squeak. - Eric Geddes

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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