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Soured Love

Need some Pucker Power on Valentines Day?

Soured Love thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander

In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. - Ovid

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry David Thoreau

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January. - Jim Gaffigan

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. - Milton Berle

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle


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