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Soured Love

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Soured Love thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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All you need is love. - John Lennon

I love everything about India. - Russell Peters

Love is the greatest apologetic. - Ravi Zacharias

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

The things that we love tell us what we are. - Thomas Aquinas

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

Gratitude is a shortcut which speedily leads to love. - Theophile Gautier

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

Though our feelings come and go, His love for us does not. - C S Lewis

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. - Christopher Plummer

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love - first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage. - Albert Camus

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

Forgiveness isn't just the absence of anger. It's also the presence of self-love, when you actually begin to value yourself. - Tara Westover

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats


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