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Spider Time

Do you know why Spider Time goes so fast?

Spider Time thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Normal clocks have 2 hands, but spider clocks have 8 legs

“Mom, do you know where my pet spider went? I’m running out of time.”
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It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere. - Jim Farley

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

The late start is due to the time. - David Coleman

It's the time of year when Canadians mate. - Craig Ferguson

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

It takes a long time to bring the past up to the present. - Franklin D Roosevelt

One of the most time-consuming things is to have an enemy. - E.B. White

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

Be a good person but don't waste time trying to prove it. - Unknown

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. - Bonnie Prudden

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. - Frederick Douglass

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

My mom told me a long time ago, 'Never get in a fight with a lady.' - Oliver North

Even a genius cannot completely resist his Zeitgeist, the spirit of his time. - Viktor Frankl

Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a matter of opportunity. - Hippocrates

Do we need more time? Or do we need to be more disciplined with the time we have? - Kerry Johnson

Life is now. There was never a time when your life was not now, nor will there ever be. - Eckhart Tolle

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. - Phyllis Diller

Every time you think the problem is 'out there,' that very thought is the problem. - Stephen Covey

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

By the time you're 80 years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. - George Burns

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

Time heals griefs and quarrels, for we change and are no longer the same persons. Neither the offender nor the offended are any more themselves. - Blaise Pascal


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