Spider Time

There is time for everything. - Thomas Edison

I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. - Steven Wright

There's always time for the things you put first. - Unknown

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Forever is a long time, but not as long as it was yesterday. - Dennis H'Orgnies

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. - Bill Watterson

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself. - George Lopez

It's only supposed to take off a little microscope at a time. - Archie Bunker

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

Time and words can't be recalled, even if it was only yesterday. - Estonian Proverb

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time. - Anthony d'Angelo

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

You will never 'find' time for anything. If you want time, you must make it. - Charles Bruxton

Most of the time, if you treat people right, you don't have to be afraid of them. - Kathy Kelly

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Time neither subtracts nor divides, but adds at such a pace it seems like multiplication. - Bob Talbert

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. - Josh Billings

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

It is not easy to be crafty and winsome at the same time, and few accomplish it after the age of six. - John W. Gardner

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

Failure happens all the time. It happens every day in practice. What makes you better is how you react to it. - Mia Hamm

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

'Good English' is whatever educated people talk; so that what is good in one place or time would not be so in another. - C S Lewis

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

She knows that feeling too. Of believing that each time someone says her name, it’s to tell her that something bad has happened. - Melina Marchetta

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell