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Spider Time

Do you know why Spider Time goes so fast?

Spider Time thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Normal clocks have 2 hands, but spider clocks have 8 legs

“Mom, do you know where my pet spider went? I’m running out of time.”

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Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. - Unknown

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire

At 46 one must be a miser; only have time for essentials. - Oscar Wilde

One of the most time-consuming things is to have an enemy. - E.B. White

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson

Each time we don't say what we want to say, we're dying. - Yoko Ono

How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time. - Fred Brooks

Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer. - Walter Scott

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over? - John Wooden

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

In order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time. - Anthony d'Angelo

It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver

You will never 'find' time for anything. If you want time, you must make it. - Charles Bruxton

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record. - David Coleman

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg


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