Spider Time

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time. - Andy Warhol

Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year. - Spanish Proverb

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

When was the last time you did something for the first time? - Unknown

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. - Will Rogers

Shard by shard we are released from the tyranny of so-called time. - Patti Smith

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

Even a genius cannot completely resist his Zeitgeist, the spirit of his time. - Viktor Frankl

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a matter of opportunity. - Hippocrates

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. - Bill Lemley

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

Time neither subtracts nor divides, but adds at such a pace it seems like multiplication. - Bob Talbert

I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing all the time. - Greer Garson

Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

Instead of worrying about what people say of you, why not spend time trying to accomplish something they will admire. - Dale Carnegie

Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman, but an advanced old woman is uncontrollable by any earthly force. - Dorothy L Sayers

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

The depravity of man is at once the most empirically verifiable reality, but at the same time the most intellectually resisted fact. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant