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Sport Shoe Car

Wearing out runners isn't a problem when the runners outrun you!

Sport Shoe Car thanks to Bob Tasse

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We ate everything but his boots. - Unknown

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

Clown Shoes: Any item, person, or organization that can not be taken seriously - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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