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Spot the K-Mart Shopper

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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

It was Beauty killed the Beast. - King Kong

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork. - Sam Ewing

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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