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Spot the K-Mart Shopper

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Spot the K-Mart Shopper thanks to Roy Taylor

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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucious

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

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Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Within us is the soul of the whole, the wise silence, the universal beauty, the eternal One. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths,
Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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