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Spot the K-Mart Shopper

You get more value for money in this clothes call... more or less!

Spot the K-Mart Shopper thanks to Roy Taylor

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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

It was Beauty killed the Beast. - King Kong

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucious

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens


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