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Spot the K-Mart Shopper

You get more value for money in this clothes call... more or less!

Spot the K-Mart Shopper thanks to Roy Taylor

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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell


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