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Stern Warning - a Not Yacht

Watching your dreamboat nose dive into the harbor

Stern Warning - a Not Yacht thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

65’ custom-built motor yacht complete with 4 staterooms, a state-of-the-art galley, GPS system and radar for navigation, twin supercharged diesel engines... $7.5 million

Stern Warning - a Not Yacht thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

“Soon-To-Be Owners” Celebration Champagne for the excited “soon to be owners and a small group of friends... $1,500.00 Two corporate representatives, crane, and rigging... $2,500/hour complete with faulty $35 turnbuckle. (Note the guy in stern)

Stern Warning - a Not Yacht thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Watching your $7.5 million dreamboat nose dive into the harbor, accompanied by corporate reps from the company that built it just prior to “inking” the final paperwork... PRICELESS! ... and a sigh of relief for NOT being responsible for the OIL LEAK

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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

Oar: Clumsy wooden implement used to moisten boat occupants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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