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Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

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The nail that sticks up gets hammered down. - Japanese Proverb

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

Sticking with your family is what makes it a family. - Mitch Albom

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you're comfortable in a situation, stick with it. - Red Auerbach

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

We can do anything we want to do if we stick to it long enough. - Helen Keller

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. - Josh Billings

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive. - Thomas C Haliburton

It often takes more courage to change one's opinion than to stick to it. - Geoffrey Abert

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

Stick with the optimists. It's going to be tough enough even if they're right. - James Reston

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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