Stick Humour

The nail that sticks up gets hammered down. - Japanese Proverb

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

Sticking with your family is what makes it a family. - Mitch Albom

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you're comfortable in a situation, stick with it. - Red Auerbach

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

We can do anything we want to do if we stick to it long enough. - Helen Keller

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. - Josh Billings

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive. - Thomas C Haliburton

It often takes more courage to change one's opinion than to stick to it. - Geoffrey Abert

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

Stick with the optimists. It's going to be tough enough even if they're right. - James Reston

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo