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Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

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Billboards: Litter on a stick - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks. - A.A. Milne

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

Throw plenty of mud and some of it is bound to stick. - Hipponax

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Dishtemper: What family members suffer from after dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

People do not buy goods and services. They buy relations, stories and magic. - Seth Godin

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

The most interesting thing about a postage stamp is the persistence with which it sticks to its job. - Napoleon Hill

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

A snowflake is one of God's most fragile creations, but look what they can do when they stick together! - Unknown

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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