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Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

Stick Humour thanks to Cathy Young

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My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks. - A.A. Milne

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt

Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive. - Thomas C Haliburton

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

It often takes more courage to change one's opinion than to stick to it. - Geoffrey Abert

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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