Stick Humour

Billboards: Litter on a stick - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks. - A.A. Milne

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

Throw plenty of mud and some of it is bound to stick. - Hipponax

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Dishtemper: What family members suffer from after dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

People do not buy goods and services. They buy relations, stories and magic. - Seth Godin

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

The most interesting thing about a postage stamp is the persistence with which it sticks to its job. - Napoleon Hill

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

A snowflake is one of God's most fragile creations, but look what they can do when they stick together! - Unknown

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey