Summer Headstand

Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Her face was her chaperone. - Rupert Hughes

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

The comforter's head never aches. - Italian proverb

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. - Groucho Marx

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

If ignorance goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head. - Jim Hightower

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin