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Summer Headstand

Why walk on water when you can use your head?

Summer Headstand thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Nose Dive Olympics - watered down version

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

In summer, the song sings itself. - William C Williams

The comforter's head never aches. - Italian proverb

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

You can't hold your head high with your hand out. - Yiddish Proverb

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

After a certain age every man is responsible for his face. - Albert Camus

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

A pin has as much head as some authors, and a good deal more point. - George D Prentice

To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. - Christopher Plummer

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nadège Richards

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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