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Summer Headstand

Why walk on water when you can use your head?

Summer Headstand thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Her face was her chaperone. - Rupert Hughes

In summer, the song sings itself. - William C Williams

Thine face is not worth sunburning. - Henry V

The comforter's head never aches. - Italian proverb

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

If I had a head like yours, I'd have it circumcised. - Dave Allen

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. - Marty Bucella

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head. - Steven Wright

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

Coquette: A woman without a heart, who makes a fool of a man who has no head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Just because it pops into my head does not mean it should come out of my mouth. - Unknown

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

I am afraid the clergyman's God is often the head of the clerical profession. - William R Inge

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

An ugly woman is a disease of the stomach; a handsome woman a disease of the head. - Italian Proverb

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

If ignorance goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head. - Jim Hightower

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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