Sumo Fault
Tracking down the source of a cracked building foundation
QuotaBillsI go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears
Lasting Impression: What a Sumo wrestler leaves in his mattress - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips
When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan
There's more to boxing than hitting. There's not getting hit, for instance. - George Foreman
I'm a black belt in karate. I grew up on the outskirts of Paris, and it was rough. - Elodie Yung
Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme
Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey
I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick
I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali
I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman
When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope
When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung
Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan. - Russell Peters
Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck