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Surf Lessons thanks to joe-kster

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I surf to get tan. - Shane Dorian

Surfing is for life. - Bruce Jenkins

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Life is a long lesson in humility. - Sir James M. Barrie

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

There are lessons to be learned from a stupid man. - Horace

Don't try to teach a whole course in one lesson. - Kathryn Murray

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

The best surfer out there is the one having the most fun. - Phil Edwards

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

The lesson is that you can still make mistakes and be forgiven. - Robert Downy, Jr.

There is nothing, nothing, more sad than a surfer who used to surf. - Unknown

If there was no such thing as barrels I probably wouldn't even surf. - Clay Marzo

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is "never try." - Homer Simpson

Don't postpone joy until you've learned all your lessons. Joy is your lesson. - Alan Cohen

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates

People are put into your life for reasons, for different reasons, and to teach you lessons. - Selena Gomez

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

Practice mercy and forgiveness throughout as a lesson that symbolizes the love shown through his crucifixion. - Unarine Ramaru

One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is, that things are what they are and will be what they will be. - Oscar Wilde

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

I want to try doing sportier things, kite surfing and paddle surfing - I think it would give me that extra confidence. - Vanessa Hudgens

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future. - Sydney J. Harris

The dinosaur's eloquent lesson is that if some bigness is good, an overabundance of bigness is not necessarily better. - Eric Johnston

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Only when your consciousness is totally focused on the moment you are in can you receive whatever gift, lesson, or delight that moment has to offer. - Barbara de Angelis


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