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Surf Lessons thanks to joe-kster

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I surf to get tan. - Shane Dorian

Surfing is for life. - Bruce Jenkins

Life is a long lesson in humility. - Sir James M. Barrie

There are no regrets in life, just lessons. - Jennifer Aniston

I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley

There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

There are lessons to be learned from a stupid man. - Horace

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

The best surfer out there is the one having the most fun. - Phil Edwards

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

The lesson is that you can still make mistakes and be forgiven. - Robert Downy, Jr.

There is nothing, nothing, more sad than a surfer who used to surf. - Unknown

Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

You can take a surfer out of the surf, but you can not take surf out of surfer. - Bob McTavish

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is "never try." - Homer Simpson

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon S Law

Don't postpone joy until you've learned all your lessons. Joy is your lesson. - Alan Cohen

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates

People are put into your life for reasons, for different reasons, and to teach you lessons. - Selena Gomez

Practice mercy and forgiveness throughout as a lesson that symbolizes the love shown through his crucifixion. - Unarine Ramaru

One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is, that things are what they are and will be what they will be. - Oscar Wilde

I think when a surfer becomes a surfer, it's almost like an obligation to be an environmentalist at the same time. - Kelly Slater

I want to try doing sportier things, kite surfing and paddle surfing - I think it would give me that extra confidence. - Vanessa Hudgens

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future. - Sydney J. Harris

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. - Al Franken

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

The trials in our lives are valuable lessons and those lessons can be used to avoid similar situations in the future or even help someone else. - Neviesh Perry

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

His billiards lessons regarding double kisses, push strokes, butt caps, creeping angles of incidence, and snatches began to sound like flirting. - Jennifer Harrison

Only when your consciousness is totally focused on the moment you are in can you receive whatever gift, lesson, or delight that moment has to offer. - Barbara de Angelis

One of the most important leadership lessons is realizing you're not the most important or the most intelligent person in the room at all times. - Mario Batall


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