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Surround Sound for Babies

Is your Baby Einstein hooked on Classics?

Surround Sound for Babies thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Develop your infant's minds as they sleep with Mozart's soothing music

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Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Deceitful: Infant who needs changing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once. - Robert Browning

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. - Igor Stravinsky

When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music. - Steve Race

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. - Aldous Huxley

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

You can muffle the drum, and you can loosen the strings of the lyre, but who shall command the skylark not to sing? - Kahlil Gibran

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Vader deactivated his lightsaber, picked up the comm, opened the channel, and let the sound of his respirator carry over the connection. - Kevin Hearne

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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