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Swimming Without Getting Your Hair Wet

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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Middle age is when your classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. - Bennett Cerf

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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