QuotaBillsJust keep swimming. - Finding Nemo
Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown
Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau
Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern
Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson
The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope
Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts
If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters
A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright
The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen
I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler
No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb
Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers
Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams
I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry