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Swimming Without Getting Your Hair Wet

Enjoying the pool while letting your hair down

Swimming Without Getting Your Hair Wet thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

There's one good thing about being bald: it's neat. - Milton Berle

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend


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