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Teamwork

A well-balanced relationship on the farm

Teamwork thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Big friend performs tire-less service

Some days you just need your wife!
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Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

The more you understand silence, that's where the balance comes. - Rick Rubin

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. - Dr. Seuss

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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