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Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

The more you understand silence, that's where the balance comes. - Rick Rubin

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Your balance may be recovered when you trip, but not your words when they slip. - Unknown

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers. - Jarod Kintz

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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