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Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

The more you understand silence, that's where the balance comes. - Rick Rubin

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott

Brag about what your people and team are doing. Build them up and help them find their voice. - Stephanie Matthews

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


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