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Bad attitudes will ruin your team. - Terry Bradshaw

Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway

Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

A great dream with a bad team is nothing more than a nightmare. - John C Maxwell

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job. - Lou Holtz

Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it. - George Santayana

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers. - Jarod Kintz

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. - Dr. Seuss

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

A group becomes a team when each member is sure enough of himself and his contribution to praise the skills of the others. - Norman G Shidle

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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