Teamwork

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it. - George Santayana

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers. - Jarod Kintz

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst