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Tennis Umpire: Net prophet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leap and the net will appear. - John Burroughs

Jump and the net will appear. - Les Brown

In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

Dulcet: A boring tennis match. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

There are not many Irish people playing tennis. - Goran Ivanisevic

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

Endless Love: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

Tennis is like a lawsuit: activity from across the court is often surprising. - Unknown

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do not trust your memory; it is a net full of holes; the most beautiful prizes slip through it. - George Duhamel

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Managing only for profit is like playing tennis with your eye on the scoreboard and not on the ball. - Ichak Adizes

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later. - Bob Paisley

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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