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Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

The good and the wise lead quiet lives. - Euripides

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

A proverb is a wise saying, old yet radiant with novelty. - Erasmus

A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. - Albert Einstein

Now a soft kiss; Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss. - John Keats

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught. - Mark Twain

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky. - Michel de Montaigne

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

The wise man does not lay up treasure. The more he gives the more he has. - Chinese Proverb

Ignorant men raise questions that wise men answered a thousand years ago. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything wise in the world. - Helen Keller

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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