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No man is wise enough by himself. - Plautus

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will. - Spanish Proverb

Silence makes idiots seem wise even for a minute. - Carlos R Zafon

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

By associating with wise people you will become wise yourself. - Menander

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

The misfortune of the wise is better than the prosperity of the fool. - Epicurus

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

The Lord hath created medicines out of the earth; and he that is wise will not abhor them. - The Bible

Within us is the soul of the whole, the wise silence, the universal beauty, the eternal One. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. - Sam Levenson

Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself. - Rumi

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran


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