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Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Wise is the man who knows he has enough. - Unknown

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

I'm not ill, my pancreas is just lazy. - Unknown

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

It is never wise to discourage youthful idealism. - Stephen Kinzer

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

A wise man sees as much as he ought, not as much as he can. - Michel de Montaigne

He who knows others is learned; he who knows himself is wise. - Lao-Tzu

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

The best way to get something done quickly is to give it to a lazy person. - Joe-kster

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

A position of eminence makes a great person greater and a small person less. - Jean De La Bruyère

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

I am simple, complex, generous, selfish, unattractive, beautiful, lazy, and driven. - Barbara Streisand

It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quoatations. - Benjamin Disraeli

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongue. - Old Testament

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. - Eric Ericksen

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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