QuotaBillsCardiology: The study of poker playing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Living is like licking honey off a thorn. - Unknown
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen
Poker is a tough way to make an easy living. - Bob Thompson
BBS: Tall tales told by insects that give honey - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V
I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia
Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder
Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga
If you want to gather honey, don't kick over the beehive. - Dale Carnegie
There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini
I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald
Sally plays strip poker. Whenever she loses, she has to put something on. - Steven Wright
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart
I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick
Sweet words are like honey, a little may refresh, but too much gluts the stomach. - Anne Bradstreet
There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco
At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima
Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright
Poker Hand: What you do when you’re trying to get a blood sample from the finger of a lady - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke
Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner
Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning, and the first thing that I knew
There was milk and toast and honey and a bowl of oranges, too. - Joni Mitchell
These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump
Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor
This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon