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Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Nobody's perfect. - Some Like it Hot

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Live a happy life, not a perfect life. - Unknown

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

You rarely meet a wino with perfect pitch. - George Carlin

No, it's all in perfect working order. - Spike Milligan

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't have to be perfect to be brilliant. - Mark Eyre

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. - Colette

No one is perfect - that's why pencils have erasers. - Unknown

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect. - Unknown

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

I'm a nobody; nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect! - Unknown

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Practice does not make perfect. Only perfect practice makes perfect. - Vince Lombardi

A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Calamity is the perfect glass wherein we truly see and know ourselves. - William D'Avenant

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

To me, every hour of the day and night is an unspeakably perfect miracle. - Walt Whitman

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. - Frederick the Great

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

He that will have a perfect brother must resign himself to remaining brotherless. - Italian proverb

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Waiting around to be perfect never amounts to anything. Don't be a waiter or you'll be serving other people. - Ian Desabrais

There is no such thing as a perfect basketball player, and I don't believe there is only one greatest player either. - Michael Jordan

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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