Tightrope Bike
The danger of tightrope walking without a fish net
'Crossing The Chasm' by a Chinese wet water cyclist
QuotaBillsLast week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn
When you build bridges you can keep crossing them. - Rick Pitino
It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river. - Abraham Lincoln
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
Being on a tightrope is living; everything else is waiting. - Karl Wallenda
Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein
Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen
When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker
Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper
I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright
A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett
As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright
If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton
People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli
Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher