Remember that cute little Coppertone girl with her dog pulling on her blue bathing suit bottoms during the late 50's and throughout the 60's? Well, she's all grown up now, and is living in Naples, Florida...
QuotaBillsJust keep swimming. - Finding Nemo
My shrink doesn't understand me. - Unknown
I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern
Write injuries in sand, kindness in marble. - French Proverb
Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters
Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright
This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney
What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf
No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb
Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg
Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson
Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone. - Arab Proverb
There's no rejection in life quite like a cancelled shrink appointment. - Bill Schenk
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers
I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter
My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey
If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni
In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson
I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte
Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. - Jorge Luis Borges
I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein
Success is due to our stretching to the challenges of life. Failure comes when we shrink from them. - John C Maxwell
When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright
Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell
I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook
Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman
It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran
One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few, and they are more beautiful if they are few. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa
Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson