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Towel Dog

Perfect dog to take with you to the beach

Towel Dog thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Cooling off with man's best friend

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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