Towel Dog

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash