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Train Boat

Are you trained to walk on water?

Train Boat thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Winners train, losers complain. - Unknown

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

Oar: Clumsy wooden implement used to moisten boat occupants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Nature seems to have implanted gratitude in all living creatures. - Samuel Johnson

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Self-preservation is the first law of nature, but self-sacrifice is the highest rule of grace. - Unknown

Like a great poet, nature knows how to produce the greatest effects with the most limited means. - Heinrich Heine

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing


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