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I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

If you train hard, you'll not only be hard, you'll be hard to beat. - Herschel Walker

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami


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